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    Will To Remember

    A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To…
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    Punishment

    An irritated father complained to his golf buddy. "When I was a kid, my parents sent me…
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    Ugly Baby

    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've…
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    Kids' Instructions for Life

    Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive,…
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    Arizona Rain

    A visitor once asked, "Does it ever rain in Arizona?" A rancher quickly answered, "Yes,…
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    Wittle Wabbits

    Happy New Year everyone! It is my sincere hope and prayer that you have a peace filled…
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    Fishing Advice

    Two buddies are fishing, but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, another…
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    Farmer Joe & Bessie

    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the…
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    Hymns for Speeders

    Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God…
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    Arm Injury

    The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his…
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    Marrying Young

    My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece…
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    Taxi Grad

    A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his…
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    Historical Application

    Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to…
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    Fate

    A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate.""Ah, my son, it is what has brought great…
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    City Preacher

    Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn.…

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.

"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?"

"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"

"It's even worse than that," he confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive!"

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