logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Minibike

    A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted."I'll need about a…
  • Default Image

    Pet Training

    A rolled up newspaper can be an effective pet training tool when used properly.For…
  • Default Image

    In Need of Prayer

    A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
  • Default Image

    Peter's Portrait

    One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis,…
  • Default Image

    Exam By Chance

    A young student reports for a final examination that consists of only true/false type…
  • Default Image

    Hashing It Out

    I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a…
  • Default Image

    Summer Plans

    Summer vacation was almost about to start and the teacher asked little Sammy about a…
  • Default Image

    Top 10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing

    -- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars. -- The bill came…
  • Default Image

    Homework Help

    "Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my…
  • Default Image

    Fly Swatter

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly…
  • Default Image

    Where Are We?

    Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they…
  • Default Image

    Tax Colors

    A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our…
  • Default Image

    Go Easy at First

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight…
  • Default Image

    Office Culture

    The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd…
  • Default Image

    Mess Sign

    A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the…

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.

"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?"

"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"

"It's even worse than that," he confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive!"

Powered By JFBConnect