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    Sorting Letters

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    Things Learned From Children

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    Cat Joke

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    Abstract Noun

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    Get-Well Gift

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    Signs of the Times

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    Interactive Weather

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    Barbecue Forks

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    Math Symbols

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    Police Rescue

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    Office Hours

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A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.

She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing . . . there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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