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    Lost Gas Cap

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    Letter Order

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    New Russian

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    Laundry Husband

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    Need a Push

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    Golf Beginner

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    Graduation Speech Notes

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    The FBI Orders Pizza

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    Watermelon Mistake

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    Parking Lot Speed Limit

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    The End of Speeding?

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    Scale Convention

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    Pop Please

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    Parking Solution

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A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.

She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing . . . there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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