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    Name Confusion

    Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's reservation that showed…
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    Conductor Problem

    The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new…
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    In the Dorm

    In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and…
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    Shhhhhh!

    A father had three very active boys. One summer evening, he was playing cops and robbers…
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    Lab Mix

    This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A student wished to make…
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    Fearless Leader

    As a professor at Texas A & M, I taught during the day and did research at night. I would…
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    Incapacitated

    I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part…
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    Murphy's Laws on Computers

    *Murphy's Laws on Computers*- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.-…
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    Beauty Cosmetics

    Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years…
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    White Hairs

    One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen…
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    Nail Biting

    Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my…
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    Cheap Loan

    Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York…
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    A Goober Wins

    A goober goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. He looks on the…
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    Counting the Days

    A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always…
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    Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor

    *Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor** The patient before you was a goat.* Instead…

You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if.....

You have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon jugs of milk, but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart cartons.

You called the power company and asked them to check your meter, because the hot-water bill has been way too low.

You suddenly realize that you no longer need to include video late fees as part of the monthly budget.

You are shocked when you notice you can push the buttons on the car radio and KNOW what station you will get.

The bottle of shampoo has been in the shower so long you are starting to think it might be a mystical experience - kind of a loaves-and-fishes thing.

They've been gone three years and you still cook enough for your husband to have seconds and thirds ... and fourths.

You still walk through the living room in the crouched position with your picking-up hand brushing the floor, even though it encounters no dirty socks.

You ask the mechanic to check why your car is costing so little to run.

Your cupboards overflow with uneaten school lunch treats.

You still hide your best make-up.

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