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mayan calenderSeveral thousand years ago...

Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!"

Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012"

Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then.  I would have carried on on this stone but I ran out of room."

Mayan two: "Fair enough. Hey, imagine if people thought that the world was gonna end because you couldn't find a bigger stone."

Mayan one: "Yeah, but you'd have to be pretty stupid to think that wouldn't you?"

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