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    Boot Lesson

    A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for…
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    Birds and Bees

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    Goober Marksman

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    Dear Abby, Dear Reader

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    Politically Correct Statements

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    Baby Prescription

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    Flight Instructions

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    Poor Vagabond

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    Found Wallet

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    Laws of Computing

    *Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to…
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    Freeway Repair

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    Out of the Loop

    Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty…
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    Fair Tax

    At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the…
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    Toucan Yell

    Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The…

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.

"How are we faring?" asks the king.

"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."

"What?!" shrieks the king.  "I don't have any enemies to the west!"

"Oh, no..." says the knight.  "Well, you do now."

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