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English Time

In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and a clock. 

I told the students that when it was a large timepiece on a wall and not attached to your body, it was called a clock and when it was worn on your body that it was called a watch.

A few days later we had a power outage, and our classroom clocks had not been reset. 

I asked Luis, who was wearing a wristwatch, for the time. 

Luis looked at his wrist, and then confidently announced,

"It is exactly ten o'watch."

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