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    Bilingual Parrot

    This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees one on a perch with a red string…
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    Notice

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    Away From His Desk

    As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all…
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    Elevator Repair

    Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the…
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    Drug Shirt

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    The Batchelor

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    Caddy Advice

    Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy,…
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    The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

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    You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…

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    Lost in the Woods

    Two hunters got lost in the woods. The first hunter said, "Don't worry. All we have to do…
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    Clutter Advice

    About a week ago, I came across an Internet advice column that told me how to eliminate…
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    Can Cure

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
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    Picking a Winner

    The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled hands."Lady," he…
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    Watery Deal

    A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of…
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    Mr. Scwartz

    Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help…
"Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army."

"Baby," I answered, "I think the Air Force would be a better option for you."

"But I don't want to be a pilot."

"You don't have to be a pilot," I told her. "There are other jobs in the Air Force."

Her answer: "I don't want to be a flight attendant either."
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