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    Grandpa's Gift

    The following is a true story submitted by list member Mary Lou F. from Kincardine,…
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    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

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    Office Dog

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    Church Mice Problem

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    Weight Report

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    Next Question

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    Cruising

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    If You Love Something Variations

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    Just Pretend

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    More Sayings

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    A Short History of Medicine

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    Job Application

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    Goober Widow

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    Wig Eye Witness

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"Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army."

"Baby," I answered, "I think the Air Force would be a better option for you."

"But I don't want to be a pilot."

"You don't have to be a pilot," I told her. "There are other jobs in the Air Force."

Her answer: "I don't want to be a flight attendant either."
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