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    Ah, Mozart

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…
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    Flower Request

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    AMAP

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    Age

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    Clean Cup

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    Mike's Girlfriend

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    Lost, Found Changed

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    Diet Skipping

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    The Littlest Informant

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    Thoughts on Genealogy

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    Career Cooling

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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

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    Goober Ice Fishing

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    Ever Driven a Honda?

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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Ann made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair.

"As an environmentalist," she declared, "I do not approve of destroying bamboo forests for throwaway utensils."

The waiter inspected her chopsticks. "Very beautiful," he said politely. "Ivory."

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