logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Parachute Charity

    I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of…
  • Hudson river_plane

    NTSB Report on Flight 1549

    Preliminary Accident Report FT 1549. Captain held responsible for unauthorized actions…
  • Default Image

    Totally Out of Shape

    I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to…
  • Default Image

    Marine Comeback

    During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from…
  • Default Image

    Rolls-Royce Loaner

    When I arrived at a friend's home for a party, my old rattletrap looked pretty shabby…
  • store sign

    Don't Have Any

    A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do…
  • Default Image

    Wayward Cessna

    You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high security, super-secret base in Nevada,…
  • Default Image

    How to Bathe a Cat

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet…
  • Default Image

    Thai This For a Change

    An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai…
  • Default Image

    Bank Arrangements

    Who knows if this is true. Just the same, it's funny!I am told that a 98-year-old woman…
  • Default Image

    World's Easiest Test

    Here is the world's easiest test. You should be able to get 100% on this one. 1. How long…
  • Default Image

    Think You're Having A Bad Day?

    So you think you're having a bad day. A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio…
  • Default Image

    Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview

    ** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.** Ask…
  • Default Image

    Yellow Canaries

    A lady went to a pet shop."I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner."We…
  • Default Image

    Important Political Decisions

    As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the…

My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Ann made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair.

"As an environmentalist," she declared, "I do not approve of destroying bamboo forests for throwaway utensils."

The waiter inspected her chopsticks. "Very beautiful," he said politely. "Ivory."

Powered By JFBConnect