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    No Ears, One Question

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    Paid To Worry

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    $50 Question

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    Landing Request

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    Bob Hope Quotes

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    Ploughing at Night

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    An Honest Golfer

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    Age Question

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    Gorilla Sundae

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    62nd Birthday

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    New Appointment

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    Jericho Walls

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    Golf Beginner

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A doctor wrote about an epitaph he had seen in a local cemetery:

"In memory of my father: gone to join his appendix, his tonsils, his olfactory nerve, a kidney, an eardrum, and a leg prematurely removed by an intern who needed the experience."

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