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    Left Behind

    "You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're…
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    Stern Announcement

    During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and…
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    Drum Sounds

    A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty…
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    Watch Your Step

    Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family…
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    Bunch Of Laughs

    Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: The Gate of…
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    When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.…
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    Vacuum Repair

    My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home-repair…
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    You're Not A Monk

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the…
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    Seat Sacrifice

    On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that…
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    Fire Test

    Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each…
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    Conductor Problem

    The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new…
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    Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

    1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being.…
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    I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

    *I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form* 1. Describe your problem:…
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    Tree Faller

    While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a…
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    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his expertise.

The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, Cindy said proudly, "There! I've done it! I made it balance!"

Impressed, Mike came over to take a look.

"Let's see...mortgage 550.00, electricity 70.50, phone 35.00." His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says here ESP, 615.00. What is that?"

"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some Place!!!"

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