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    Pit Falls

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    Understanding Art

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    You're Not a Kid Anymore When

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    Analytical Gunfighters

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    Travel Agent Stories

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    The Vending Machine

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    Singing Practice

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    Battle Hymn of Term Finals

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During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One man's request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man's ear, prayed for him and asked him, "How's your hearing?"

The man replied, "I don't know. It's not until next Tuesday."

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