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    A Mother's Letter to Her Son

    A Mother's Letter to Her Son My Dear Son: Just a few lines to let you know I'm still…
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    Flower Oil

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    Four Letter Words

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    Long Passwords

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    Housework Challenged

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    Kidnapped

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    Sunday Complaints

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    First Job Hunting

    Recently, our 18-year-old daughter started hunting for her first real job. She spent an…
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    Face Warning

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped…
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    I can't come in to work today because . . . .

    - "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm…
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    Goober Line Painter

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    Fishing Mirror

    A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another…
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    ER Reminder

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    Bathroom Exasperation

    As the lone female in our house, I find that certain male habits have really begun to get…
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    Eclipse Memos

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1.  One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

2.  One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

3.  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

4.  The older you get, the better you realize you were.

5.  I doubt, therefore I might be.

6.  Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

7.  Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

8.  Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

9.  Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it.

10.  A fool and his money are soon partying.

11.  Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

12.  Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

13.  If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown also?

14.  If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

15.  If you ate pasta and then antipasta, would you still be hungry?

16.  If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

17.  Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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