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    Farming Dream

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    Senior Citizen Discount

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    Interactive Weather

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    Beauty Watch

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    Saintly Sons

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    Eye Contact

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    Career Cooling

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A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man's assignment, the professor said, "Did you write this poem all by yourself?"

The student said, "Every word of it."

The professor said, "Well, then, I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Poe. I thought you were long dead."

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