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    Eat This Up

    Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses…
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    Construction Noise

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    Grandma and God

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    Songs For People Over 40

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    More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Ecumenical Small Talk

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    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

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    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

    A friend was lecturing in Latin America. He was going to use a translator, but to…
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    Handy Gadget

    After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time,…
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    Next Question

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    911 Sees All

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    A Primer For Accordion Beginners

    Get an accordion. The cheaper the better because they all sound the same.Do not tell…
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    Newcomer Court

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    More Dog Quotes

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    Steeple Paint

    The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high, and was being painted on a rather hot…

A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man's assignment, the professor said, "Did you write this poem all by yourself?"

The student said, "Every word of it."

The professor said, "Well, then, I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Poe. I thought you were long dead."

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