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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"2.…
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    Hawaii Pronunciation

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    Doctor Visit

    A guy walks into a Doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle out…
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    I'm Dead

    A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand,…
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    Deer Hunting

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    Gnashing of Teeth

    A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course,…
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    Looking Back

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
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    Vicar's Surprise

    A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month…
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    Call Me Leroy

    Uncle Leroy got a job down at the broom factory. On his first day the straw boss (floor…
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    In Both Ears

    "It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but…
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    Real Answers

    These, are real answers given by children.Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper,…
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    Last Words Heard

    3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all…
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    Home Donations

    A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the…
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    Dressing Down

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
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    Making Babies

    A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We…

Everything is Wonderful

My face in the mirror

Isn't wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn't dirty,

The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely

And so does my lawn.

I think I might never

Put my glasses back on.

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