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    Bus Fare

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    Most Difficult Case

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    Tim Robbed

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    Missed Call

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    Small Town Check

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    Signs of Aging

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    Double Talking Dentist

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    You know you're growing old when..

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    Suggestion Box

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Everything is Wonderful

My face in the mirror

Isn't wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn't dirty,

The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely

And so does my lawn.

I think I might never

Put my glasses back on.

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