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    I Always Wondered About That

    During a summer break from my studies at an engineering university, I worked in a scrap…
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    Eye Test Chart

    When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague. The…
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    Goat for Dinner

    The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the…
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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Tired of Rejection?

    Tired of being rejected for jobs - maybe this form letter will come in handy. Dear…
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    Sick Days

    It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then…
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    Goober Painter

    Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the…
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    Helpful Executive

    A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing…
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    Will To Remember

    A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To…
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    Bathroom Exasperation

    As the lone female in our house, I find that certain male habits have really begun to get…
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    Why Are You Here?

    A man dressed as napoleon went to see a psychiatrist at the urging of his wife. "What's…
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    Chose Your Weapon

    Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn…
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    Run Through the Woods

    Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly…
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    Happy Birthday Line

    Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan,…
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    Pessimistic Friend

    An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found…

Everything is Wonderful

My face in the mirror

Isn't wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn't dirty,

The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely

And so does my lawn.

I think I might never

Put my glasses back on.

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