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    Memory Improvement

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    Who Gets the Dog?

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    Gift Mug

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    Reunion Pride

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    Wilderness Trip

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    Funny Quotes

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    2 Bad Days

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    The Tie

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    Finding The Cat's Diary

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    Plane Programming

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    Waiting For Years

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    Naturally Born

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Everything is Wonderful

My face in the mirror

Isn't wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn't dirty,

The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely

And so does my lawn.

I think I might never

Put my glasses back on.

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