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    Milk Switch

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    Pilgrim Church

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    Famous Last Words

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    Swallowed a Coin

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Everything is Wonderful

My face in the mirror

Isn't wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn't dirty,

The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely

And so does my lawn.

I think I might never

Put my glasses back on.

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