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    Dog Review

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    You know you're growing old when..

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    Roast Woes

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    Cat Prayer

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    Backwoods Delivery

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    Clothes Hamper

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    Knowing About Radios

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    Interview Bloopers

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    Ten for Sure

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    Turtle Keeper

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    Insurance

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    Hiccups

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    One Little Square

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    12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program

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    Walking Recovery

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- I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

- The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

- Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

- My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where on earth she is.

- The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

- I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

- And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

- You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!

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