logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • horse race

    Worst Horse Ever

    A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The…
  • Default Image

    All You Can Drink

    There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that…
  • Default Image

    Flight Control Software

    At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given…
  • Default Image

    Finished Chores

    My parents are both busy professional people and have trouble finding time for chores and…
  • Default Image

    Government Car

    As my husband, the county highway commissioner, was driving to the hospital for treatment…
  • Default Image

    Subway Drop

    The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most…
  • Default Image

    Tonsils

    A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his…
  • radio hand

    Helicopter Debate

    My cousin worked on the Alaska pipeline as a welder. He said helicopters were a big help…
  • Default Image

    Dear Marty

    Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter.…
  • Default Image

    Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

    *Why Dogs Can't Use Computers*10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.9. SIT and…
  • Default Image

    Geneology Question

    When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher…
  • Default Image

    You Get What You Paid For

    During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:…
  • Default Image

    New Russian

    I just returned from a mission trip in Belarus, where we were building churches. My…
  • Default Image

    Couple Descriptions

    Even mismatched couples may described kindly.1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in…
  • Default Image

    Australian Football

    I'd heard that Australian football is a lot rougher than the American version, but never…

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife is expecting."

"Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck."

The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting."

The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the weekend off.

"When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed.

"Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She`s still expecting." "What on earth is she expecting?" cried the Officer.

"Me." said the soldier simply.

Powered By JFBConnect