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    49 Cards

    A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had…
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    Busy Mom

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    10 Minutes Alone

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    First Day Answer

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    More Musings

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    Oily Hair

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    Mr. Jones Is History

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    More Newspaper Bloopers

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    Vacation Term Translation

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    Paper View

    I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my…
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    Major League Snacks

    I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was…
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    Pants

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    Cough Remedy

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    Musings

    * A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my…
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    Bubba's Friends

    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just…

"How does Jamie like being pregnant?" Danny asked his friend Ryan.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," Ryan replied, "she's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Danny pressed.

"Well, Ryan explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet . .

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