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    Definitions

    ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.…
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    Exam Assistance

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    Prayers as Heard By Children

    Prayers as Heard By ChildrenFrom San Francisco: When I was a child, I learned this prayer…
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    Retirement At The Inn

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    Measuring Up

    The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:…
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    Yellow Canaries

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    How To Write A College Paper

    How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted…
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    Babies at the Mall

    A young mother was standing outside a mall holding her six-month-old baby and her…
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    Golf Deduction

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth…
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    Friendship Poems

    Are you tired of those Sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never…
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    Are You My Waiter?

    Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the…
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    Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

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    Hasty Departure

    A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given…
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    Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

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    Dead Faint

    The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.…

"How does Jamie like being pregnant?" Danny asked his friend Ryan.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," Ryan replied, "she's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Danny pressed.

"Well, Ryan explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet . .

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