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Expecting

"How does Jamie like being pregnant?" Danny asked his friend Ryan.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," Ryan replied, "she's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Danny pressed.

"Well, Ryan explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet . .

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