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    Speeding Hymns

    If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:at 45 mph.... "God Will Take…
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    Change Reply

    Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw…
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    Grandmothers

    The following have been taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.A grandmother…
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    Little Johnny's Bike

    Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors. His dad was surprised when Johnny's mom…
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    Long Living

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the…
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    Today I didn't Do It

    One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three…
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    I'm Dead

    A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand,…
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    Next Question

    In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the…
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    Afraid of The Dark

    A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back…
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    Size 8 Shoes

    A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well…
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    Art Interpretation

    Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a…
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    Sermon Comment

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
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    Read The Label

    It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised…
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    Career Change

    When Ruthie's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor…
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    Vacation Cut

    Before going on vacation, I decided on the spur of the moment to have my very long,…

"How does Jamie like being pregnant?" Danny asked his friend Ryan.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," Ryan replied, "she's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Danny pressed.

"Well, Ryan explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet . .

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