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    Are You a Policeman?

    A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover…
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    Age

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    Liberal Headlines

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    Coin Test

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    Grandfather Putt

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    Horse Batter

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    Dear Abby, Dear Reader

    Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much on me I'm not even sure…
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    Low 80's Golf

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…
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    Goober Eye Pain

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    Strange Lawsuits

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    No Wonder English is So Hard to Learn

    No wonder English is so hard to learn. We polish the Polish furniture.He could lead if he…
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    Computer Users

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    10 Questions

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    Flood Prediction

    Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world.The Pope…
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    Car Trip

    Friends took their first-grader on a car trip to Canada. To help pass the time, the boy…

Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty, "I think my eyes are going."

He said, "They've gone mate - this is Burger King."

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