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Ad Woes

A disappointed soft drink salesman returned from his Middle East assignment. His boss…
Think of a Number

Think of a number.Multiply it by 3.Now add 5.Take away the number you first thought…
Fishing Mirror

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another…
Military Haircut

Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went…
Fiery Love

Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they…
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He…
Alligator Teeth

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she…
Kitten Revival

A mother looked out a window and saw Johnny playing church with their three kittens. He…
Wait Watching

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her…
Kid Comments

* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"One lil' girl spoke up:…
Fax Hint

As a professor at the Air Force Institute of Technology, I taught a series of popular…
More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your…
Untouched for 600 Years

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This…
The Foot Rule

There is a formula for figuring out how bed space is allocated. It is called the "Foot…
Train Candy Bar

Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy's…