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Losing Load

A trucker stops for red light and a goober girl catches up. She knocks on the door and…
Punishment Withheld

Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also…
Family Cleaning

Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed…
Online Support Group

There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets…
The FBI Orders Pizza

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under…
ESP Banking

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he…
Hooked Shot

Jack was first up in his foursome. Eyeing the ball, he swung his club and hooked his shot…
Helping Out

For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I…
Seeing Eye Dog

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to…
Airborne Recruiting

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could…
Salt and Mensa

Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher.A few years ago, there…
Liberal Headlines

If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal…
Light Bulb List Members

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: 1,331:1…
Investments

STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will…
Homework Excuses

Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history…