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Clothes Hamper

I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper.He looked…
No Contraband

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother…
Price of Oranges

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the…
Snack Costs

My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor…
My Dog At It

A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was about half the…
Testimony Night

It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked…
Shopping Advice

While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a…
Goober with a Pager

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company.…
Goober Puzzle

One morning this goober calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have…
The Flu Do-Si-Do

Flu season will be here soon. Here's a square dance you can call when it does.The Flu…
Duck Food

Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food?…
Crossing Chicken

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to…
Houdini Wannabe

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"…
Gym Oops

New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a…
More Church Bulletin Bloopers

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial…