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I'm Dead

A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand,…
Even More Musings

1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 2. One nice thing about egotists: They…
Denture Feedback

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set…
Mail Worker

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
Measuring Up

The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:…
Keyboard Switch

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
Missed Cues

This actually happend to CLeanLaugh list member Nila Wilhem. She writes, "Several years…
Jericho Walls

The new pastor decided to visit the children's Sunday school. The teacher introduced him…
Time To Go

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well…
3rd Grader's Explanation of God

Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, California, for his third grade…
Cat Sale

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping…
24 Pigs

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A…
Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9.…
Kitchen Wizard

My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she…