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Latin Lesson

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."(A little song,…
Bob's MG

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS…
Wake Up!

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the…
Friendship Poems

Are you tired of those Sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never…
Sisters at the Superbowl

Two elderly sisters donated $25 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to the…
Hearing Problems

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the…
Fish Tattoo

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery.…
English Verses Western

My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
Life and Death

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes…
The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the…
Coffee Vending Machine

A man put his fifty cents in a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup…
Fishing Trip

"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip…
Wire Guard

Gale-force winds and frigid temperatures had taken their toll. Snapped electric wires…
Where Are We?

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they…
Hair Curlers

My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. The other night she came into…