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Hiccup Cure

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something to cure…
A Dog's Diary

5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the newspaper hitting the driveway…
Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. I will not steal underwear belonging…
More On Candidates

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political…
Oil on Fish

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One…
The Gas Men

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out…
Waking Up Mad

One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the…
Hacker Safety

The hacker hit the ball into the rough and landed on an anthill.He tried three times to…
Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller"…
62nd Birthday

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I…
Helping Out

For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I…
Emergency Flowers

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was…
Dads and Babies

My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom,"…
Sarahella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
Blessed Be The Tie

A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came…