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    Bragging Rights

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    Farming Dream

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    Airport Mistletoe

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    Baseball Class

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    Babies at the Mall

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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

    10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.9. He's won the…
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    Sayings About Aging

    Thoughts on Growing Old ~ Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else…
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    In My Day

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…
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    Traffice Warning

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    Headstones

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    Meet the Parents

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    Bulletin Bloopers #2

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An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was nervous because her eyesight was failing and was afraid her friend might reject her because she was less than perfect. So, she came up with a plan to prove to him that she could see perfectly.

She put a straight pin in a tree that was about 200 feet from her front porch.

When her beau arrived, they sat in the porch swing and were talking when she suddenly stopped the conversation and asked, "Is that a pin sticking in that tree?"

Her friend squinted his eyes and said, "I don't see a thing."

"Well, I'm going to go see," she said as she jumped up, ran toward the tree, and collided with a cow.

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