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    Board Meeting

    After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church…
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    Under Five

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    Prescription Change

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    Roof Chicken

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    Police Rescue

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    Government Work

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    First Job Hunting

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    Old Red

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    Charm School 101

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    Chicken Cannon

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    Finish Paving

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    Golf Friendless

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    A Dollar Per Point

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    Battle Hymn of Term Finals

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    Dining Out

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An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was nervous because her eyesight was failing and was afraid her friend might reject her because she was less than perfect. So, she came up with a plan to prove to him that she could see perfectly.

She put a straight pin in a tree that was about 200 feet from her front porch.

When her beau arrived, they sat in the porch swing and were talking when she suddenly stopped the conversation and asked, "Is that a pin sticking in that tree?"

Her friend squinted his eyes and said, "I don't see a thing."

"Well, I'm going to go see," she said as she jumped up, ran toward the tree, and collided with a cow.

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