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    New Employee Orientation

    Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a high-tech company. During the welcoming…
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    Proper Attire

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    Engine Trouble

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    Fishing and Sisters

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    Epitaph Adjustment

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  • A joke about a boss's speech that goes too long.

    Blah Blah Blah

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    Financing Surgery

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    Death Statistic

    A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death…
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    Helping Out

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    Earworms

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    Computer Career

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    Blessed Again

    A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when he opened the…
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    Public Servant Sentence

    "Write a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote, "The…
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    Child Perspective on Retirement

    A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the…
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    Analytical Gunfighters

    Two analytical chemists in the Wild West are on the town's main street, ready to draw…

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says,

"Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way. In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."

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