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    Needle Manners

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    Thoughts on Golfing

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    Swerving Goober

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    Miscellaneous Goobers

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    Maranatha

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    Computer Cup Holder

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    No Contraband

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  • A joke about a boss's speech that goes too long.

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Family dinner was an enjoyable weekly ritual for us. Although my Mother was in her late 80's she certainly still had the ability to clearly say what was on her mind.

This was the first dinner on my sister's beautiful new dining room furniture. As we all sat enjoying good food and conversation Mom kept squirming in her chair. Finally, my sister asked, "Are you alright? Are you uncomfortable?"

Without looking up from her dinner Mom replied, "No, the chair is."
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