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    There's Teacher

    The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to…
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    Keyboard Switch

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    Children's Attempts at Hymns

    *Children's Attempts at Singing Well Known Hymns* Sometimes kids get things a…
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    A Better Keyboard

    What do we want? A keyboard for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!
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    Wakeup Fight

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    Fish Heads

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    Never Too Old

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    Cookie Calories

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    Walk-in Scream

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    Free to Go

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    Walking Out

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    French Dream

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    If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

    Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship…
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    In Need of Prayer

    A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
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    Accident Prayer

    As my five-year-old-son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car…

The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up. When a rusty old van containing a very tired looking couple and six screaming children pulled into his station, the attendant tried small talk to cheer the occupants.

"Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice looking kids there. Are they all yours or is this a picnic?"

Wearily, the driver replied, "Yes they are all mine and it's NO picnic!"

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