Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers:
"It gets rough," one said. "My husband is a movie producer and he calls them reruns."
"You think you have it bad," was the reply. "Mine is a quality control engineer and he calls them rejects!"
"That's nothing compared to me," said the third lady. "My husband is a mortician. He calls them remains!"
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