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    Substitute Teacher

    Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute…
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    Everything is Wonderful

    Everything is WonderfulMy face in the mirrorIsn't wrinkled or drawn.My house isn't…
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    Grandfather Putt

    Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 45-foot, downhill putt.…
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    Vice President of Peas

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
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    Goober Celebration

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Ah, Newlyweds

    There are never any secrets! A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached,…
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    Where's Mommy

    One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he…
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    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
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    Three Mothers

    Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons…
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    Back To School

    After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the…
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    Return Policy

    The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as…
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    Missed Delivery

    Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate…
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    Mowing the Lawn

    I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got home from work, but our electric lawn…
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    Taxing Cinderella

    The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for…
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    Temperance River

    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had…

leftoversThree wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers:

"It gets rough," one said. "My husband is a movie producer and he calls them reruns."

"You think you have it bad," was the reply. "Mine is a quality control engineer and he calls them rejects!"

"That's nothing compared to me," said the third lady. "My husband is a mortician. He calls them remains!"

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