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    Best Man

    A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats…
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    Ploughing at Night

    A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.…
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    Late Arrival

    A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"He…
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    Used Lawn Mower

    A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard…
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    Crossing the Road

    There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming…
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    Child Perspective on Retirement

    A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the…
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    I Love My Job

    I Love My Job (apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and…
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    Where did I come from?

    One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come…
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    Graduation Speech Notes

    When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from…
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    Free to Go

    Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution. This place had an annual contest where they…
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    Goober Painter

    Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the…
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    Things Learned From Children

    Things I've learned from my children (honest and no kidding): * There is no such thing as…
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    A Texas Blessing

    *A Texas Blessing*Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless…
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    Biggest Lie

    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you…
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    Drug Shirt

    My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to…

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

* Don't worry, it's not used any more.

* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.

* Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.

* I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.

* I thought it tasted rather strange.

* You have driven this before, haven't you?

* And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?

* It's OK, I saw them do it on TV.

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