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    What He Says - What He Means

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    Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

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    All Saved Up

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    Letter From Mom

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    Graceless at Grandma's

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    Signal Shot

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    Formal Letter

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    Helping Sam at Church

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    Cross Country Move

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    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

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    Need Help?

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    Useful Work Phrases

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    Second Grade Math

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    Haircut

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* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

* Don't worry, it's not used any more.

* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.

* Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.

* I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.

* I thought it tasted rather strange.

* You have driven this before, haven't you?

* And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?

* It's OK, I saw them do it on TV.

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