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    Longevity Answer

    The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they…
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    No More Gators

    While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but…
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    Coffee Cool

    I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the…
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    If Bill Gates Owned a Restaurant

    Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the…
  • A funny joke about marriage

    Shoebox Doilies

    As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near…
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    Sermon Interpretation

    One Sunday after church Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. Her…
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    Vacation Report

    Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She…
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    Dog Calls

    Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty…
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    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

    To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts…
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    Inspiring Music

    A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to…
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    Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

    You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered…
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    Signs You May Be Canadian

    SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You…
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    12 Days of Fastfood

    On the first day of Christmas,My drive through gave to me:A Big Bacon Classic with…
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    Politically Correct Statements

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…
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    Chicken Farming

    A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city…

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

* Don't worry, it's not used any more.

* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.

* Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.

* I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.

* I thought it tasted rather strange.

* You have driven this before, haven't you?

* And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?

* It's OK, I saw them do it on TV.

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