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    Heavy Housework

    Smith goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning…
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    Scout's Letter Home

    Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on…
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    Fish Tattoo

    As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery.…
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    Do Not Disturb

    After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a…
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    Tiny Rose

    A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a…
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    Not-So-Bright People

    AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual…
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    Little Encouragement

    The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church. An elderly…
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    Help Is Nearby

    My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic…
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    First Date Nerves

    A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
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    The Place for Grace

    When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…
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    911 Sees All

    Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of…
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    Babysitting

    With some misgivings, we left a young babysitter in charge of our three energetic…
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    Spelling Information

    "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that,…
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    Dryer Message

    As a lobbyist in Washington, DC, I'd just finished up a meeting with a Congressman when I…
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    Quarter Back

    Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse:…

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

* Don't worry, it's not used any more.

* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.

* Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.

* I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.

* I thought it tasted rather strange.

* You have driven this before, haven't you?

* And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?

* It's OK, I saw them do it on TV.

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