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    A Primer For Accordion Beginners

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    Missed Call

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    What Time Is It?

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    Gripe Comments

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    Sunday Lollipop

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    One and Ten

    Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt…
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    Reindeer Gender

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer…
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    Paper Eater

    A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the…
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    Winter House

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    Frugal - to save

    Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her…
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    Primative Tech Support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when…
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    Picture Favor

    Dining out one evening, I noticed six teenagers boisterously celebrating some event at a…
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    Jonah Test

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    How's My Driving?

    I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.I got…
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    Three Gifts

    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they…

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

* Don't worry, it's not used any more.

* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.

* Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.

* I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.

* I thought it tasted rather strange.

* You have driven this before, haven't you?

* And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?

* It's OK, I saw them do it on TV.

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