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    Cursing Parrot

    Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad…
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    Toaster Request

    When my son was two or three and learning the ways of American life, he watched me place…
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    Scared Smart

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    YMCA Innocence

    A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he…
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    Prescription Check

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…
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    The Haircut

    A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister…
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    Bragging Rights

    A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a…
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    Four Little Words

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.…
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    Teapot Computer

    The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a…
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    Guard Dog

    My sister-in-law, a truck driver, decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a…
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    In Charge

    One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting.…
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    Call Me Tex

    A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb -- hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters,…
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    Dewey Check

    I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's…
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    Morning Kiss

    A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster.…
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    Passing Notes

    An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a…

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

* Don't worry, it's not used any more.

* Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing.

* Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.

* I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.

* I thought it tasted rather strange.

* You have driven this before, haven't you?

* And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?

* It's OK, I saw them do it on TV.

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