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    Busted

    He was a young Pastor and as usual the enemy would try to stir up trouble in the family…
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    No More Gators

    While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but…
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    You're not a kid anymore when....

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    Pilgrim Church

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    Card Name

    Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention hotel in Williamsburg, Va.,…
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    Car Trip

    Friends took their first-grader on a car trip to Canada. To help pass the time, the boy…
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    Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

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    Newspaper Ads

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    Cheap Suit

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    Wallet Thanks

    A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following…
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    Major League Snacks

    I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was…
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    Address Change

    My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas…
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    Vow of Silence

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    Silent Monastery

    Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is…
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    Caught Sleeping

    Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of…

speech bubble*Famous Last Words*

*Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

*Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.

*What happens if you touch these two wires tog-

*We won't need reservations.

*It's always sunny there this time of the year.

*Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty.

*Step on her, boy, we're only going 75.

*If you knew anything, you wouldn't be a traffic cop.

*What? Your mother is going to stay another month?

*Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?

"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." - Darth Vader

"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." - NASA techie

*They'd never make him a manager.

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