logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Hot Shot Pilot

    A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a…
  • Default Image

    Exercise Program

    Here is an exercise program for those of us whose wisdom exceeds our ambition. The doctor…
  • Default Image

    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
  • picture of army boots

    New Recruit

    As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had…
  • Default Image

    Physics Purpose

    One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med…
  • Default Image

    Kitchen Wizard

    My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she…
  • Default Image

    Golf Lesson

    This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one…
  • Default Image

    Season Ticket Swap

    Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,…
  • Default Image

    I Hope I'm Sick

    A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room, and said to himself every so often,…
  • Default Image

    Stair Climbing

    Most mornings I go to the local YMCA to exercise. One morning there was a big man working…
  • horses

    English Verses Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
  • Default Image

    Seeing Eye Dog

    A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to…
  • Default Image

    Three Day Silence

    My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what…
  • Default Image

    Radio Transmission

    This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and…
  • Default Image

    Making Up For Lost Time

    An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather…

My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Georgia.

Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper walked up to the car.

"I have never been stopped like this before," she said to the officer.

"What do they usually do, ma'am," he asked, "shoot the tires out?"

Powered By JFBConnect