A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you *idiot*!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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Homework Help
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Family Album
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Election Poetry
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Clunker Leak
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First Date
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"Brake Down"
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The Haircut
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Pastor's Golf Sunday
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Keeping Warm
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Better By Train
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Scared vs. Apprehension
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It Pays to Read Labels
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A Texas Blessing
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Talking Dog
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