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    Melanie is Watching

    One day while driving with my then 4 year old daughter Melanie, I beeped the horn by…
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    School Days

    Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to…
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    Ode To Finals Week

    Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for…
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    In-Flight Humor

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"…
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    No Speaka Da German

    A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed…
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    Vacation Ride

    While vacationing in Alberta, Canada, my husband and I went horseback riding. Before the…
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    Snack Costs

    My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor…
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    Sermon Feedback

    They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this…
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    Homework Excuses

    Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history…
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    Efficient Breakfast

    The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to…
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    How High Is It?

    An Engineering Student, a Physics Student, and a Mathematics student were each given $150…
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    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
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    Overdrawn

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Labor Pains

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
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    Tired and Thirsty

    Three students are leaving their last classes of the day.The law student is thinking,…

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you *idiot*!" the man shouts.  "This is her *husband*!"

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