Fathering

Hitchhiker Problem

John was driving home late one night when he picked up a hitchhiker.As they rode along he…
Shopping Bags

It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
Hybrid Car

My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the…
Chess Playing Dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He…
Hog Mark-up

My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next…
Hand Signals

A Florida officer pulls over an eighty-year-old teacher because her hand signals were…
Re-Gifting

She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, she thought, I have that…
Sunday Drive

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police…
Environ-mental

My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
Robber Visit

A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is…
That's Hospital Coverage!

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for…
Brain Transplant
Bank Arrangements

Who knows if this is true. Just the same, it's funny!I am told that a 98-year-old woman…
Flower Request

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you…
Valedictorian

At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at…

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you *idiot*!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

Created: 08 December 2004

Last Updated: 13 June 2013