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    Sewing Lesson

    My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to…
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    Shopping Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
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    With Friends Like That...

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one…
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    Bathroom Exasperation

    As the lone female in our house, I find that certain male habits have really begun to get…
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    Pulpit Humor

    There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for…
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    Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

    Five Steps to a Healthy DietThe Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue…
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    Instrument Test

    I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on…
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    Dad's Pay Check

    Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My…
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    The End of Speeding?

    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer…
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    Weather Forecaster

    To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door…
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    Sugar Worry

    A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman. "I'm diabetic and…
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    Project Picture

    My 12 year old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it…
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    Lemon-Aid

    A local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a…
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    Dining Out

    The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table; Mr. & Mrs. Smith…
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    Ten for Sure

    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you *idiot*!" the man shouts.  "This is her *husband*!"

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