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    Homework Help

    "Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my…
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    Family Album

    I come from a large family, five sisters and three brothers.My sisters and I were looking…
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    Brick Order

    A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks."May I ask what…
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    Election Poetry

    In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great…
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    Clunker Leak

    As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One…
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    First Date

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
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    "Brake Down"

    My boss' wife Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable…
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    The Haircut

    A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister,…
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    Pastor's Golf Sunday

    There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be…
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    Keeping Warm

    (switch this one around to suit your favourite/favorite make) Chevy has added wires to…
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    Better By Train

    A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of…
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    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    It Pays to Read Labels

    I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!As I was conditioning my hair in the…
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    A Texas Blessing

    *A Texas Blessing*Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless…
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    Talking Dog

    A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking…

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you *idiot*!" the man shouts.  "This is her *husband*!"

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