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Bank Enunciation

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to…
Alcohol Consumption Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the…
Tag Fad

My teenager was headed to school one morning when I told him that the neck tag on his…
I Love My Job

I Love My Job (apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and…
Fish Tattoo

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery.…
Listening In

A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
A Texas Blessing

*A Texas Blessing*Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless…
Foreign Encounter

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must…
New Recruit

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had…
Fasten Your Seatbelts

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the…
Train Candy Bar

Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy's…
Turkey Poem

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up…
Circus Try Out

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the…
Chemlite Arrival

Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps very difficult. We attach small…
Needled

At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going…