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women lookingLong ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as they stood with their friends about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests.

With evident pride, Mrs. Spinelli says, "When they walk home from my house, they're all doubled-over."

Without missing a beat, Mrs. Goldberg answers, "From your house, they can walk?"

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