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Feeding Shamu

At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn't tell us why. 

No amount of discussion could get him to change his mind. 

Later, when we got home, we discovered the reason for his reluctance. 

An aunt had told him how exciting the show would be because "they choose children from the audience to feed Shamu."

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