logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • chocolate1

    Chocolate Calories

    A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a…
  • Default Image

    No Gun Hunting

    There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear.…
  • Default Image

    Ah, Newlyweds

    There are never any secrets! A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached,…
  • Default Image

    Quick Proposal

    At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he…
  • Default Image

    Waking Up

    This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was,…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

    10. Sister's Dollhouse and Night Vision Ninja Assassin 9. Tuba Hero - World Tour8. Low…
  • Default Image

    Signs You May Be Canadian

    SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You…
  • Default Image

    The Night of Thanksgiving

    And after all is said and done.....the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the…
  • Default Image

    Dog Calls

    Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty…
  • Default Image

    Funny Answering Machines

    "Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very…
  • Default Image

    12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

    1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.…
  • man old1

    Grandpa Cut Up

    Many years ago, a grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a birthday present…
  • Default Image

    Family Dinner

    Family dinner was an enjoyable weekly ritual for us. Although my Mother was in her late…
  • Default Image

    Say Something Positive

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a…
  • Default Image

    General Motors Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because…

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.

The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life. Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found.

"He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"

"He said 'will you marry me'?" Marcy asked.

Heather replied, "No, he said 'put your money away'."

Powered By JFBConnect