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    Goober Olympic Questions

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    Bungee Jumping

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    Modern Potty Training

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    Never Be Late

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    Interview Phrases

    Phrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing! Phrase:…

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.

The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life. Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found.

"He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"

"He said 'will you marry me'?" Marcy asked.

Heather replied, "No, he said 'put your money away'."

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