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    Words and Questions From the Wise

    *Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If…
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    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
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    Battery Life

    An angry motorist went back to a garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for…
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    Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

    Things dogs should try to remember: The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even…
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    Indiana Rainstorm

    After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a…
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    Marriage Wakeup

    As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his…
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    Kissing Son

    I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and…
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    Golf Survey

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    Goober Farmers

    There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman…
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    Permitted To Learn

    As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that…
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    Cheap Hearing Aid

    A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much…
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    Steeple Paint

    The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high, and was being painted on a rather hot…
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    New Discovery

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
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    The Envelope Please

    Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who…

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.

As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new ball into the woods. On the second hole, he drove another new ball into a lake. On the third, he lost a new ball in another part of the woods.

"Why don't you use an old ball?" his friend Sam asked.

"I've never had an old ball," Morris said.

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