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    GOLF, n.

    [1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad…
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    Lost Turnabout

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    Boot Lesson

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    The Front Pew

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    Overdrawn

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    The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

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    Martha Raye, Stewardess

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    Red, Yellow, Blue

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    Dear Milkman…

    Dear Milkman..."Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please…
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    Boss Prepared

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    Television Bloopers - British Style

    "Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just…
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    Three Times Seven

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    English Verses Western

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    IBA

    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
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    Quickest Way to York

    A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to…

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide.

"Each year," he replied with a grin, "The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard."

"So what's the answer?" my friend asked him when we were out of earshot of the freshmen.

The guide replied, "One."

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