logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Finkel's Fine

A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital.

She said, Hello, darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients.  But, I don't want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like expected, or worse.  I want to know all the information from top to bottom, from A to Y !'

The voice on the other end of the line said, "That's a very unusual request....What is the patient's name and room number ?  "

She said, 'Yes, darling!  I'd like to know the information about Sarah Finkel, in Room 302.'

He said, 'Finkel, Finkel.  Let me see.  Feinberg, Farber, Finkel.  Oh, yes.  Mrs.  Finkel is doing very well.  In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr.  Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock.'

The woman said, 'Thank Goodness!  That's wonderful!  Oh, thank goodness!  Her test came back normal, she's getting off the heart machine in a couple of hours you say.  Oh!  that's fantastic, darling!  And she is being released tomorrow at twelve o'clock!  I'm so happy to hear that!  .  .  .  That's wonderful news!'

The man on the phone said, 'From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!'

She said, 'What close family or friend?  I'm Sarah Finkel in 302!  Cohen my doctor tells me nothing."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Let's See If I Get Anything

    My eldest daughter got married at the end of last summer and is now in the process of…
  • Default Image

    Whale Speak

    An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.…
  • Default Image

    Goober Catch

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • train engine

    Express Desire

    A pastor in Central Illinois went to the railroad depot everyday to watch the express…
  • Default Image

    Medically Speaking

    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he…
  • Default Image

    Boss Prepared

    As salesman was assigned to secure an important client but failed in his mission.He faxed…
  • Default Image

    Pain Management

    My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain…
  • Default Image

    Big Toe Tingle

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's…
  • Default Image

    Deli Tax Return

    The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had…
  • Default Image

    Bakery Robbery

    My cousin was behind the bakery's cash register one morning when a gunman burst in and…
  • Default Image

    Evangelist Request

    During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One…
  • Default Image

    Pitching Control

    A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk…
  • Default Image

    The Gas Men

    Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out…
  • A picture of the Grand Canyon

    Questions Asked at National Parks

    *Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators…
  • Default Image

    Ice Capades

    A mother's four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades.…