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    Children's Message

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    10 Puns

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    First I Got

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    Heavenly Music

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    Slow-Driving Grandma

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    First Things First

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    Hamster Care

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    CD Entrance

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    A Primer For Accordion Beginners

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    Tired Son

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    Dependents

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    Pierced Ears

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Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and me for a visit.

As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.

Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, "Yes, what do you have?"

He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied the contents, and then replied, "I have pickle juice or water."
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