logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

First Case Tried

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Bad News From The Doctor

    A man hadn't been feeling well at all, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up.…
  • Default Image

    Pastor's Golf Sunday

    There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be…
  • dishes washing

    Dream Woman

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
  • car theft

    Car Alarms

    I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What…
  • newspaper2

    Called In Sick

    Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union…
  • Default Image

    Never Be Late

    A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A…
  • Default Image

    Sam's Fishing

    A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish…
  • Default Image

    Bedtime Attire

    Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined…
  • Default Image

    Company Role Models

    My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited…
  • Default Image

    Signs Found In The Kitchen

    So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell…
  • Default Image

    Dental Mommy

    For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me,…
  • Default Image

    Three Day Silence

    My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what…
  • Default Image

    Johnny's Prayer

    Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and…
  • Default Image

    Attendance Sermons

    A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday…
  • Default Image

    Chet's Graduation

    It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Chet. At the…