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    Lamentation For Our Kids

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    Mail Worker

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    People and Mistakes

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    Cancelling Cards

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    Add Some Fun To Life

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    Simple Operation

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    Newborn Utterance

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    Third Grade Assignment

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    2 Sunday School Lessons

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    Chair Test

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    Immigrations Card

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    Photo Radar

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    Finest Equipment

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dinner dateA young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.

"I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."

"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.

"We hadn't started eating yet."

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