logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • snail

    Sloth Police Report

    A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he…
  • Default Image

    One-liners

    1. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.2. Make yourself at home! Clean my…
  • Default Image

    Owed to Spell Checquer

    OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly…
  • barber pole

    Duelling Barbers

    A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established…
  • computer2

    Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

    (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my…
  • Default Image

    "Dilbert Quote" Contest

    A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to…
  • Picture of Pulled Over By Police Car

    Ticketing Mom?

    Thanks to Kathy Edwards for submitting this true story. She wrote, "Pastor Tim, This…
  • Default Image

    Haircut Plan

    I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be…
  • Default Image

    Prescription Check

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…
  • office woman

    Control Seminar

    The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during…
  • law offices

    Lawyer Questions

    The following questions from lawyers (and answers from witnesses) were taken from…
  • Default Image

    Pants Dilemma

    A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel…
  • Default Image

    Raise Plea

    The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise…
  • Default Image

    Pastors' Good News/Bad News

    Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in…
  • puppies

    How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

    *How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is…

boyA boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda shoppe. Ice-cream sundaes in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.

He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"

Powered By JFBConnect