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    The Beginning

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    Captain Discipline

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    Economy Motel

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    Goober 911

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    Curve Hand

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    But Daddy

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    Found Purse

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    Grandpa's Manners

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    Chow

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    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

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    Doctor Visit

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    Rattlesnakes

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    Plane Programming

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Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure he had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, his mother woke everybody up early -- so early that it was still dark.

After looking outside Little Johnny went down the hall and found his mother dressing in the bedroom. He looked so troubled that his mother asked, "What's wrong?" mustering as much cheerfulness into her voice as she could at that hour. "This is your big day!"

Little Johnny blurted, "You didn't tell me I was going to night school."

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