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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 09 September 2008

The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."

Created: 09 September 2008

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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