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    More Cute Kids

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    Label Warning

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    Brightness In Action

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    Anniversary Card

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    What Mom Really Wants

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    Windshield Wiper Quit

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    Lingering Hug

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    Three Mothers

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    Intelligence

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    Second Opinion 2

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    That's It

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    Two Plus Two

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    Meeting With Teacher

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Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

Calvin says, "Boy, you had quite a time!"

Elmer replies, "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that spelling test."

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