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    Supporting a Family

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    Guard Dog

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    City Preacher

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    Carrier Landings

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    Goober Crossing

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    Fly Catch

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    Television Bloopers - British Style

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    Mail Worker

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    Toy Advice

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    New Home No Hears

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    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
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    Just Like Mother

    Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny…
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    Questions Asked at National Parks

    *Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators…
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    Goober Loot

    Two Goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks,…
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    Border problem

    An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota…

Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

Calvin says, "Boy, you had quite a time!"

Elmer replies, "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that spelling test."

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