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    Moon Cheese

    For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.Then the astronauts found…
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    How to Make Life Simpler

    Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and…
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    Yes, We Have No Chocolate

    A man goes into an ice cream parlor and says, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice…
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    Magnet Comeback

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    Wait Watching

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    Summer Job Hunt

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    Chickens in the Sack

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. There were two…
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    Baseball Doctor

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Goober Interview

    The executive was interviewing a goober for a position in his company.He wanted to find…
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    Perfectly Made

    When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds…
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    Professionalism Test

    Read this out loud:This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is…
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    Broken Bone

    While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a…
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    How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor

    How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor~ Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out,…
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    50 Years - 5 Minutes

    On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of…
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    Spin the Bottle

    "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it…

Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

Calvin says, "Boy, you had quite a time!"

Elmer replies, "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that spelling test."

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