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    Goober Farmers

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    Cast Your Bread

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    If You Go, I'll Go

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    Government Solution

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    Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

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    Smoke Detector Lesson

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    $100.00 Please

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    Harmonica Gift

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    College Laundry

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    Lost

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    Government Car

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    Parachute Training

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    Saved By The Tomato (copyrighted??)

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    Miles and Eggs

    The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get…
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    Successful Ice Fishing

    Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. One has been having no…

Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

Calvin says, "Boy, you had quite a time!"

Elmer replies, "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that spelling test."

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