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    Low Watt Stories

    True Stories, by David Smith I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you…
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    Vacation E-mails

    Major Mark Wagner is planting a church for the Salvation Army (they do good work) in the…
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    Family Support

    The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised…
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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    Modern Day Proverbs

    ON DEEP THOUGHTS A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES…
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    Three-Sixty 727

    The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a…
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    Pop Rocks

    Cassie was taking two of her Grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio…
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    Long Living

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the…
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    Flight Instructions

    During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and…
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    What Happened

    "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in…
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    Dog Driver

    As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
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    Exercise Program

    Here is an exercise program for those of us whose wisdom exceeds our ambition. The doctor…
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    Pole Contest

    A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers.The next day, two…
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    Company Motivation Posters

    *Company Motivation Posters You Will Never See*1) If you do a good job and work hard, you…
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    Death Statistic

    A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death…

Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

Calvin says, "Boy, you had quite a time!"

Elmer replies, "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that spelling test."

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