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First Passport

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport.

He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered.  When he explained his dilemma to the passport agent, the response was less than helpful.

"In lieu of a birth certificate," the agent said, "you can bring a notarized affidavit from the doctor who delivered you."

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