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    Second Opinion 2

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    Government Car

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    Goober Return

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3

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    Moving Labels

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    Taxi Grad

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    Career Change

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    Buy A Verdict

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    Golf Friendless

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    Genetically Modified Food

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    Three Mothers

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    Check The List

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    On Time

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    Chocolate Calories

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    Deck Praise

    I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my…

Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three hours.

Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."

Doug replied, "Well, a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting!"

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