logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • golf bag

    New Golfer

    A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he…
  • Default Image

    Vicar's Surprise

    A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month…
  • Default Image

    Ten Laws of Life

    1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch.…
  • Default Image

    Hearing Loss

    A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used…
  • Default Image

    Oriskany Falls

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…
  • Default Image

    One-Liners

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Nothing in the known universe…
  • Default Image

    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
  • Default Image

    Farmer Joe & Bessie

    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the…
  • Default Image

    Wheat Exports

    Not expecting to do well on the economics exam, Bill was heartened by the first question:…
  • Default Image

    Takes One To Know One

    Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…
  • Default Image

    Deputy Goober

    The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Goober - who was not exactly the sharpest…
  • Proofreading is an important job in many different fields.

    The Importance of Proofing

    ~ IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our…
  • Default Image

    Pop Rocks

    Cassie was taking two of her Grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio…
  • Default Image

    Great Exercise Program

    Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take…
  • Default Image

    Kitten Saga

    The pastor of a local church had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was…

Two buddies are fishing, but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?"

The other fisherman replies," If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."

They thank him and go on their way. 15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other "fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty."

He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope. Still salty." 30 minutes later, he asks him to check again.

"Nope, still salty." One our later they check again. "Nope. Still salty."

"This isn't good," the fisherman finally says. "We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!"

"I know," says the other. "And the bucket is almost empty!"

Powered By JFBConnect