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    Abe Lincoln's Age

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    Long Sermon Feedback

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    I'm a Moth

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    Boys In Hospital

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    Flood Prediction

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    Lunch and Learn

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    Epitaph

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    Parking Concern

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    Newbie Preacher

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fishing1"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but, to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

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