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    The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

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    New Number

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    Dewey Check

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    Gladys Pun

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    Age

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    Jar Number 47

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    The Internet's Last Page

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    Dog Driver

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fishing1"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but, to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

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