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    Who Said That?

    If quitters never win, & winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're…
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    Mom's Phone

    Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a…
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    Curfew

    This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m.…
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    That's It

    A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece…
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    Rare Steak

    Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the…
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    Kind Word

    A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his…
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    It Sure Is

    An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband…
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    Potato Problem

    Upon going away to college, my former brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his…
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    Second Try

    The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation with another fella said, "Who…
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    Goober Dieter

    A goober was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat…
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    An Honest Golfer

    About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a…
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    Who Gets the Dog?

    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys,…
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    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Movie Seats

    After I had purchased movie tickets for myself and my girlfriend, she went inside to find…
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    Sick Days

    It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then…

fishing1"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but, to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

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