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    Hasty Departure

    A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given…
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    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

    - The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The…
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    Morning Tea

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little…
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    Call to Principal

    The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn…
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    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller"…
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    Officer Overboard

    On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…
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    The Internet's Last Page

    The Internet's Last Page You have been directed to the last page of the internet. We…
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    Honeymoon Toast

    One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she…
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    Interesting Thoughts

    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it…
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    Bricklayer's Insurance Claim

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number…
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    Real 911 Calls

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots…
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    Gifts for Men

    Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules…
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    Grandmothers

    The following have been taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.A grandmother…
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    Bar Room Houdini

    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"…
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    Rough Flight

    The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week,…

fishing1"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but, to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

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