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    Parking Space Sign Language

    After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
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    Wire Guard

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    First Sermon

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    Graceless at Grandma's

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    Fast Driver

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    Refueling

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    Narrow Escape Responses

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    Shopping Advice

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    How To Photograph A New Puppy

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    I Love My Job

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    Dewey Check

    I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's…
  • A funny joke about a man who takes up tennis later in life.

    Tennis Talk

    A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play…
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    What Happened

    "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in…
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    Pilot, Let's Go!

    With his request approved, the CNN News cameraman quickly used his cell phone to call the…
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    18 Wheeler

    There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the…

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman answered.

"First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish.

Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

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