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    Waking Up Grumpy

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    New Medical Technology

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    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children

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    Carried Away Shopping

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    Good News

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    Carrier Landings

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    Hiccup Cure

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    Toaster Request

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    Military Intials

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    No Hero of Mine

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    50 Years - 5 Minutes

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    Old Red

    Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80…
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    Doctor in the House

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    The Woodcutter

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"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman answered.

"First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish.

Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

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