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    Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

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    Ask Jeeves

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    Homework Excuses

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    Check that Address!

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    Doll Play

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    Women Drivers

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    Mom's Phone

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"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman answered.

"First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish.

Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

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