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    Second Wave

    While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the…
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    Better Preacher

    After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better…
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    Four Little Words

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.…
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    Goober Eye Pain

    A goober went to the doctor complaining, "Doctor every time I drink tea my eye…
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    Family Records

    The following was overheard at a recent high society party..."My ancestry goes all the…
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    Wrapping Help

    My wife asked me to help wrap Christmas presents this year, but I was watching football…
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    Foreign Languages

    A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were…
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    10 Most Wanted

    Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.…
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    Lodge Meeting

    The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.She…
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    Financing Surgery

    A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one…
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    Stolen Truck

    The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just…
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    Walking Recovery

    An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected…
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    Alternative Baptism

    As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a…
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    Safe Keeping

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Sunday Paper

    "Where's my Sunday paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly…

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman answered.

"First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish.

Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

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