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    Goober Skydiver

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    Learning From Snowmen

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    Time Off

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    Diagnosis

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    Tense

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    Blind Date Slap

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    The Flu Do-Si-Do

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    Kissing Son

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    First Words

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    Glacier Work

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    Ladies' Tee

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    Measuring Hunger

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    The Internet's Last Page

    The Internet's Last Page You have been directed to the last page of the internet. We…
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    She Was Such A Goober

    She was such a goober. . ... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.. she tripped over a…

Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
    Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
    Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

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