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    Toucan Yell

    Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The…
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    Camping Hints

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    Klopman Diamond

    A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the…
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    Corporate Listening

    The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was…
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    Valentine's Day

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    Dead Seagull

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    Soup Solution

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    $0.00

    In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his…
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    Aerobic Dismay

    Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I…
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    Getting Closer

    Our son, who's in the Army stationed in Georgia, invited my husband and me for a visit.…
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    Maritime Museum

    Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a…
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    Lost In Jail

    I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors…
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    Congratulations "Good" News!

    * The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. * They say the house didn't float…
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    Poor Dad

    A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate…
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    Banking Woes

    The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial…

Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
    Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
    Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

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