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    Dumb Sports Quotes

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    White Gloves

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    Understanding Art

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    Ski Wax

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    Grasshopper in Bar

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    Pull Over

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    Someone At The Door

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    Rules for Writers

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    Shoe Fit

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    Jonah Test

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    Heartfelt

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Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
    Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
    Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

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