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    How High Can You Go?

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    Air Boss

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    Hiccup Cure

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    English Errors

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    Jar Number 47

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    Water Dorm

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    Tired and Thirsty

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    Bunch Of Laughs

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    A Dog Named Bear

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    Essay Woe

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    What a Teacher Means

    What a teacher says and what he/she really means.1. Your son has a remarkable ability in…
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    Passing Time

    My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day…
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    Three Day Silence

    My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what…
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    Shower Music

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    Sunday Paper

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Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
    Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
    Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

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