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    One-liners

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    Spelling Bee Confusing

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    Waking Up Mad

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    Goober in Snow Storm

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    Amazed dentist

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    Out Of Step

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    Things I've Learned From My Children

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    Goober Love Poem

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    Horse Batter

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    What's Good Tonight

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    Investments

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    Viaduct Height

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Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
    Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
    Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

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