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    Modern Tool Reality

    Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern…
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    Speeding Juggler

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    Procrastinator's Creed

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    Online Support Group

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    Helpless Creatures

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    Upset Wagon

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    Laws of Household Physics

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    1-800-45TEACH

    A high school senior, saw an inspirational advertisement on television about becoming a…
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    Goober Job Interview

    An goober goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.…
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    Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

    Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along!(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings,…
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    Patient Problem

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    Vacuum Persuasion

    My sister has the courage--but not always the skills--to tackle any home-repair…
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    If You Go, I'll Go

    A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
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    Alllleee-oop!

    A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer…
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    Dark Parachute Jumps

    Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps difficult and dangerous. So we…

1.  "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!"

2.  In layman's term, we call that the "Hindenburg Effect."

3.  "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4.  "Press 1 for Support.  Press 2 if your with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5.  "Hold on a second, please ...  Mom!  Timmy is hitting me!!!

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