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    Ever Riden a Honda?

    A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the…
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    Liturgical Response

    In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman…
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    Can You See Me?

    I'm a counselor who helps coordinate support groups for visually-impaired adults. Many…
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    On The Ball Mechanic

    My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound…
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    Colonial Break

    A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial…
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    Combination Faith

    The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the…
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    Road Crew Signs

    While driving through South Carolina, I kept having to slow down for road repair crews.To…
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    Translation Tries

    A Latin American minister was touring the U.S. in an effort to boost financial support…
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    The Importance of Correct Punctuation

    We've all been told how important it is to use correct punctuation. Well, here is a…
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    Reading Problem

    A patient came to me to discuss her nine year old son who was having difficulty reading.…
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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    Lengthy Discourse

    A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point…
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    One Room School

    The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building that had been a one-room…
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    Dead Horse

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says…
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    Unwritten Warning Labels

    *Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive…

1.  "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!"

2.  In layman's term, we call that the "Hindenburg Effect."

3.  "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4.  "Press 1 for Support.  Press 2 if your with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5.  "Hold on a second, please ...  Mom!  Timmy is hitting me!!!

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