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    CD Entrance

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
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    Aunt Emma

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    Vacation Offer

    A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months…
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    Church Mice Problem

    Three pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first pastor said, "Ya know,…
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    Hostage Situation

    Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the…
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    Crash Report

    As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon…
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    One-liners

    *43.3% of statistics are meaningless! *Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.…
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    Piranha Spell

    While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked…
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    Lost Hunting

    My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they…
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    Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

    Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow1. Text on Web pages displays…
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    Fore!

    My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my…
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    Computer Help Desk

    Heard by the computer help desk:A customer couldn't get on the Internet:Helpdesk: "Are…
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    How High Is It?

    An Engineering Student, a Physics Student, and a Mathematics student were each given $150…
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    Vampire Bat

    A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and perched…
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    The Law of Parenthood

    There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's…

1.  "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!"

2.  In layman's term, we call that the "Hindenburg Effect."

3.  "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4.  "Press 1 for Support.  Press 2 if your with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5.  "Hold on a second, please ...  Mom!  Timmy is hitting me!!!

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