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    Hybrid Car

    My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the…
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    Help Wanted

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    Cookie Calories

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    Memento

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    Wallet Thanks

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    Rare Steak

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    Away Messages

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    No E-mail (copyrighted??)

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    Location Question

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    One-Liners

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    Dentist Prayer

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    Overdue at the Movies

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    Bible Answer

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    Boy Scout Tips

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    Golf desire

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1.  "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!"

2.  In layman's term, we call that the "Hindenburg Effect."

3.  "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4.  "Press 1 for Support.  Press 2 if your with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5.  "Hold on a second, please ...  Mom!  Timmy is hitting me!!!

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