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    Oil on Fish

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    Call Me Tex

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    How High Is It?

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    Serious Shopper

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    Parking Lot Stay

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    Measuring Hunger

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    Who's Your Daddy?

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    Vow of Silence

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    Rice Preference

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    The Chief's Wife

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    Taxing Sleeps

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Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting on an airplane," was the inevitable answer.

"Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air."

"I know," said her mother. "I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."

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