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    Whale Speak

    An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.…
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    Dining Out

    The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table; Mr. & Mrs. Smith…
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    Job Application

    This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food…
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    Military Man

    A career military man, who had retired as a Master Sergeant, was telling the new recruits…
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    Nature Abhors A Simile

    There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald…
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    Quiz Query

    My daughter's 5th-grade class had been studying astronomy.One morning at breakfast she…
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    Great Truths About Life

    *Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned* 1) No matter how hard you try, you…
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    ACTS 2:38

    This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he…
  • A funny clean joke about a dog and a truck and a parking lot.

    Dog Driver

    As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
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    Speeding Ticket

    A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have…
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    Good News

    *Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house…
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    Baseball Class

    A profesor at the University of Pennsylvania was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden…
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    Facilities Memo

    My colleagues and I recently received this email from the facilities department:"Due to…
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    Why Don't I see You?

    A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was…
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    Mail Problems

    Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is…

Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting on an airplane," was the inevitable answer.

"Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air."

"I know," said her mother. "I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."

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