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    A Father's Method

    A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the…
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    All You Can Drink

    There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that…
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    Great Cheese

    The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to…
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    Ticket Excuse

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
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    Battling Salons

    A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established…
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    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

    You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the…
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    Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

    The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams:"Water is composed of two…
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    Nature Abhors A Simile

    There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald…
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    Goober Mechanic

    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were…
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    The Beginning

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…
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    Military Wisdom

    *Military Wisdom*"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you…
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    First Words

    The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his…
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    Military Haircut

    Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went…

Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world.

The Pope went on worldwide TV and said, "This is punishment from God. Prepare to meet your maker."

The president went on TV and announced, "Our scientist have done all they can. The end is near."

The mayor of Seattle came on and said, "Due to inclement weather, this year's Seafair Parade will be moved to the top of Queen Anne Hill."

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