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    Apples for Teachers

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    Missionary Mimicking

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    Signs Found In The Kitchen

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    Family Problems

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    Death Statistic

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    Noah Glue

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    Truth About Children

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    Late Arrival

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    Dad Shopping

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    Long Sermon Feedback

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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

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    Biggest Lie

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    Feeding Shamu

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    Comprehending Engineers

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    Eating Worms

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Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world.

The Pope went on worldwide TV and said, "This is punishment from God. Prepare to meet your maker."

The president went on TV and announced, "Our scientist have done all they can. The end is near."

The mayor of Seattle came on and said, "Due to inclement weather, this year's Seafair Parade will be moved to the top of Queen Anne Hill."

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